Vindictive ANC Members to Blame? Sources at the Ministry for funny words and oversight on bad grammar tell me that the intrepid columnist of note was muscled out of his position as chief Times bloggomite by vindictive office bearing ANC politicians. Being forced to cruise the highway between their Hyde Park mansions and Pretoria’s Union Buildings in measly BMW X5′s and Range Rover Sportiques is no fun they say, whilst not only is Bullard sniping at them with a double barreled medium he is also is banging away in Bugatti’s and humping Hummers down Tyrone Avenue in Parkview most weekdays.
ANC Politicians cannot afford lifestyles any more – As an added insult they say, Bullard’s presence in the so called Golden Circle of Johannesburg’s most affluent suburbs has caused property prices to skyrocket forcing these same politicians to steal even more public funds to assist them in the ongoing relocation of relatives and livestock from rural Transkei villages to neighbouring mansions in Sandown’s infamously priced Fricker road. Fricker road residents are already up in arms over a recently completed Mexican themed Sorghum Brewery at the bottom of the leafy lane which on any given weekend draws an estimated 10’000 township revelers to its grassy lawns. Ritual livestock sacrifices are also common practice yet occur mainly on Wednesday evenings.
A novel in the offal: Well placed sources say that Bullard has retired to an apartment in Spain’s Benidorm coastal resort where he will be concentrating his writing energies on screenplay entitled “In the halls of MantoZuma”. We here at the PlanetBog franchise wish him everything of the best and promise not to abuse him out the car window, should we ever see him sitting at a sidewalk table at Georges on 4th after 15:00.
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